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They say I'm too old

They say I'm too old to know TikTok's not a clock,

That Twitter isn't where chatty birds go to flock,

Instagram is not a weight or a measure,

And sliding into your DM's isn't a sexual pleasure.

They say I'm too old to know Wired isn't an electrical score,

That Hinge isn't the metal attached to my door,

For Netflix and chill I should be on the pill,

And Only Fans should never show up on a bill.

They say I'm too old,

I must disagree,

Age is just a number,

And will never define me!

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