
They say I'm too old to know TikTok's not a clock,
That Twitter isn't where chatty birds go to flock,
Instagram is not a weight or a measure,
And sliding into your DM's isn't a sexual pleasure.
They say I'm too old to know Wired isn't an electrical score,
That Hinge isn't the metal attached to my door,
For Netflix and chill I should be on the pill,
And Only Fans should never show up on a bill.
They say I'm too old,
I must disagree,
Age is just a number,
And will never define me!
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